A Modest Set of Questions to the Usual Suspects

1. How's your love life?


2. Are you currently employed? (trust funds don't count Craig!)


3. If you are currently employed, are you "self-employed?"


4. If you are currently "self-employed," does that count?


5. How many hours a day do you spend blogging? (This one's multiple choice)
A. 4-8 Hours
B. 8-12 Hours
C. 12-16 Hours
D. 16-20 Hours

6. How many hours a day do you think about your blog?

7. How many hours a day do you read your blog statistics?

8. Do you believe you are a journalist?

9. Do you ever say to yourself:
"Darn that Joe Moore, Foiled Again!" or "I'll get you next time Joe Moore!"

10. Do you hate Rogers Park?

11. If no, why do you shit so close to where you eat?

12. Do you thinly disguise your racism by complaining about crime and gangs, or do you not bother to disguise it at all?

13. If elected, would you support Don Gordon's final solution?

14. Do you really believe Joe Moore is part of "the machine"

15. Are you registered to vote in the ward? Are you registered to vote at all?